A career is wonderful, but you can’t curl up with it on a cold night.– Marilyn Monroe (via quote-book) (via kari-shma)
noone and a star stand,am to am (life to life;breathing to breathing flaming...– (via eecummings)
aliexplainsitall: Who knew??… 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, Saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, Fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, Let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, Simply wipe the lenses with a soft,...
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.– Homer Simpson (via quote-book) (via kari-shma)
the new deal at Denny's
aliexplainsitall: In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal called the “Suleman” You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill. ……. now, tell me you didn’t laugh. hahaha
Right Wing Tax and Budget Myths →
notthatkindagay: MYTH 1: OBAMA’S RAISING TAXES DURING A RECESSION: “If there’s anything that economists on the left and the right agree on, that supply-siders, classic economists and Keynesians agree on, you don’t raise taxes in a recession,” said Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI). “This budget is raising taxes in a recession.” The plan drew a similar rebuke from the American Petroleum Institute, the oil...
i love cheese.
hono-lulu: (via truthordare)
thresca: Vertical Horizons - Everything You...
someone i am wandering a town(if its houses turning into themselves grow...– (via eecummings)
melissawalker: Griffin House - The Guy That Says...
10 tricks for making it easier to get out of bed... →
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Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the...– Charles Dickens, Great Expectations, Chapter 19 (via notthatkindagay)
lickystickypicky: Frank Sinatra———Strangers in...
Apparently, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady got... →
I don’t want to be married just to be married. I can’t think of anything...– Mary Ann Shaffer (via thresca)
340. Do the crossword.
rulesformyunbornson: Ask, but don’t cheat.
Sometimes, we just have to be happy with what people can offer us. Even if it’s...– Sarah Dessen (via thresca)
341. Jazz is for dancing.
Pentagon lifts media ban on coffin photos →
Wow. I used to be so smart.
twothirty: hunsonisgroovy: Now I’m just lazy. I know how you feel. So do I.
mel: if obama was a dinosaur, what would he be?
molly: what period?
molly: cretaceous? triassic? mesozoic?
molly: you can't just ask a question like that without being specific.
molly: also, are you referring to "dinosaur" in the cladistic or Linnaean classification system?
mel: i regret showing you how to use wikipedia.
molly: crocodylopmorph is a great word.
Republicans will call it class warfare. They will be correct. This budget will...– Andrew Leonard on the new Obama Budget proposals, in a piece called The Mother of All Budgets. (via absurdlakefront) (via notthatkindagay)