noraleah:

I need to get something off my chest.

Of all the ways we destroy our environment, bottled water is probably the dumbest — and that is saying something.

It doesn’t get us across town or across the world. It doesn’t heat or cool our homes. It doesn’t keep the lights on in our schools and offices. It doesn’t do anything that tap water doesn’t do — except drain overtaxed resources and pollute the goddamn atmosphere.

She’s rich as fuck — although I get that that doesn’t matter. The very rich want more simply for the sake of having more. But shill for something else! Anything else!

She can’t be that clueless that she hasn’t even considered the moral consequences of this contract, right? It must have at least occurred to her at some point over the years she’s been working with this company, right? 

So we can assume she’s thought about it — and dismissed it. Passed the buck to the poor people who suffer most from climate change. Cashed her big check. Drank her umpteen overpriced bottles of water that she’s no doubt contractually obligated to be photographed with. Recycled the bottles on occasion and decided her pretty ass was clean.

Seriously.

No wonder Brad dumped your selfish ass.

PS: I realize this won’t show up on their Google Alert. So … SMART WATER. JENNIFER ANISTON. SMART WATER. JENNIFER ANISTON. SMART WATER. JENNIFER ANISTON.

Speakin’ the truth!